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9 Reasons the Chicken Crossed the Road

By Fats Pepper, 1 year ago December 7, 2017
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Chuck Norris Died, He’s Alright Now.

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital and taught his father how to shave. Chuck Norris’ vehicles don’t run on gas. They run on fear. Chuck Norris can pick figs from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted. Chuck Norris Read more…

By Fats Pepper, 1 year ago November 3, 2017
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Chuck Norris quit smoking before he started.

Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it. While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete. Why hasn’t a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can finish an entire Read more…

By Fats Pepper, 1 year ago November 2, 2017
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